Buuuhahhhhhh !!!! :-D
Ho notato effettivamente delle migliorie rispetto a Vista... innegabile..
codice:#include "msdos.h" #include "bsod.h" #include "win3_1.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "winNT.h" #include "windows2000.h" #include "windowsXP.h" #include "workst~1.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "viruz_trojan.h" #include "billrulz.h" #include "office_trial.h" #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() { sleep(3); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation){ make_1000_megabyte_swapfile(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); disable_Netscape(); hang_system(); } do_something(); if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if(not_keyword_detected()){ printf("No keyword detected. Please, press F1 for HELP."); } if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } run_windows_3.1(); if (still_not_crashed()) { /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows XP professional"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 7"); random_trojan_install(); display_unsecure_pc_alert(); //load_start_menu(); load_7_logo_menu(); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); if(random_number_generator(0,1)==0){ show_bsod(random_error()); system_freeze(); } act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } }
MacBook Pro 13"
iPhone 4
iPad Wi-Fi + 3G
Time Capsule
AirPort Express
Wireless Keyboard
Magic Mouse
Apple TV
~ epoc su Ping ~
~ ABCD su Ping ~
Buuuhahhhhhh !!!! :-D
In Steve we trust
MacBook Pro 13" 2,4 Ghz my 2010
iMac 21,5" 3,06 Ghz my 2010
iMac 17" G4 1 Ghz (l'ultima lampada) late 2003
iPod nano 2 Gb
iPod nano 4 Gb
iPhone 3GS 16Gb black
iPhone 2g
Ma vaaaa e io che l' ho pure letto!!!
iPad 16GB WiFi+3G
iMac 27" 3,06 Ghz ( 2009)
iMac 27" I7 Ghz (2011)
Mac Mini 2,26 Ghz (Plex Mediacenter)
MacBook Pro 13" 2,40 Ghz ( 2010)
MacBook Pro 13" 2,40 Ghz ( 2011)
Macbook White 2Ghz,
iPhone 4 16 Gb,
iPod Classic 120 Gb,
iPod Nano 5g 8Gb,
Time Capsule 1Tb.
Magic TrackPad
Magic Mouse
And MORE!
Troppo forte.... mi piace la funzione random_trojan_install(); !! hihihihihihihihihihih!!!
Una parte di codice l'ho trovata in rete... ma quella funzione devo ammettere essere una mia invenzione... hi hi hi...
MacBook Pro 13"
iPhone 4
iPad Wi-Fi + 3G
Time Capsule
AirPort Express
Wireless Keyboard
Magic Mouse
Apple TV
~ epoc su Ping ~
~ ABCD su Ping ~
ahahahahahahahah :-)